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NOW, PREVIOUSLY ON REBA.
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I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH
TIME. VAN'S ON HIS WAY IN.
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BUT LISTEN, I HAVE TO WARN YOU,
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIS INJURY.
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- WHY? WHAT IS IT?
- HE BROKE HIS BUTT.
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HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPINAL STENOSIS?
IT'S A NARROWING OF THE SPINAL CANAL.
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MY SPINE IS GETTING NARROW? IS THAT
WHY MY PANTS HAVE BEEN FEELIN' LOOSER?
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NO FOOTBALL, NO MONEY, NO LIFE.
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ALL I GOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO
NOW IS A LIFETIME OF TOPICAL CREAMS...
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FOR MY BOTTOM!
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SURPRISE!
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BARBRA JEAN, WHAT THE HECK?
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I'M LONELY.
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YOU SCARED THE HECK
OUT OF ME. I COULD'VE HIT YA.
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SEE? OW.
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I CAME TO SEE VAN.
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WHAT WITH HIS SPINE BEING NARROW
AND HIS FOOTBALL CAREER BEING OVER,
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TALKING TO HIM MAKES ME
FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY LIFE.
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I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO DOWN.
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STEE-RIKE!
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THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE
TO BE ON A BEAUTIFUL DAY...
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THAN A SMOKE-FILLED
BOWLING ALLEY.
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VAN, ARE YOU OKAY? I MEAN,
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IF YOU'RE STILL DOWN ABOUT LOSING YOUR
FOOTBALL CAREER, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
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NO, NO, I'M FINE. I'VE BEEN
THROUGH ALL THE STAGES OF GRIEF...
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DENIAL, ANGER,
UNUSUALLY DRY SKIN.
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AND NOW, I FEEL LIKE
A MOIST NEW MAN.
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OKAY, GREAT. I GUESS THE NEXT
STEP IS FOR YOU TO FIND A NEW JOB.
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A JOB? NO WAY! YEP.
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I FINALLY HAVE THE TIME TO DO THOSE THINGS
I MISSED WHEN I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL.
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NOT JUST BOWLING.
IMPORTANT THINGS.
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GOING TO THE MOVIES, SEEING OLD
FRIENDS, A LITTLE LIGHT GARDENING.
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I'M TELLING YOU, LIFE IS A CABARET
NOW THAT I'VE GOT A NARROW SPINE.
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♪♪ OH! OH!
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HE'S SO HAPPY. WISH I
HAD A NARROW SPINE.
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HA, HEY!
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♪ MY ROOTS ARE
PLANTED IN THE PAST ♪
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♪ THOUGH MY LIFE
IS CHANGING FAST ♪
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♪ WHO I AM IS WHO I WANT TO BE ♪
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♪ A SINGLE MOM WHO
WORKS TOO HARD ♪
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♪ WHO LOVES HER
KIDS AND NEVER STOPS ♪
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♪ WITH GENTLE HANDS ♪
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♪ AND THE HEART OF A FIGHTER ♪
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♪ I'M A SURVIVOR ♪♪
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I'M SIGNING UP FOR
ANOTHER EVENING CLASS,
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SO I'M NOT GONNA BE
HOME UNTIL AFTER DINNER.
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ANOTHER CLASS? WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, GRADUATE BY MORNING?
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HONEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN DEAL
WITH ALL THAT PLUS ELIZABETH TOO?
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YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T. SO CAN YOU PICK UP
ELIZABETH FROM PRESCHOOL FROM NOW ON?
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NO! I HAVE A JOB, AND
YOU HAVE A HUSBAND.
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HE CAN'T BE DOING ANYTHING THAT'S MORE
IMPORTANT THAN WATCHIN' HIS DAUGHTER.
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OKAY! I'M OFF TO THE LAKE.
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IT'S A HUGE BODY OF WATER
WHERE THEY HOUSE FISH.
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- GUESS WHAT I'M DOIN'.
- PICKING ELIZABETH UP AT 3:00.
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NOPE. THE LICENSE SAYS FISHIN'.
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WAIT. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT ME TO SKIP CLASS...
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TO PICK UP ELIZABETH
SO YOU CAN GO FISHING?
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YES. THANK YOU, HONEY.
YOU'RE THE BEST WIFE EVER.
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YOU'RE PICKING UP ELIZABETH.
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VAN, SHE'S WORKING REALLY HARD,
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AND WORKING HARD
BUILDS CHARACTER.
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- YOU OUGHTA TRY IT SOMETIME.
- YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
BUILDS CHARACTER?
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FRESH TROUT.
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THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. WHY
DON'T YOU GET ELIZABETH...
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AND TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROCERY
STORE AND PICK SOME UP FOR DINNER.
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ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL BUY FISH.
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BUT I'M BRINGIN' A COOLER
FULL OF BEER TO DO IT.
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CATCH ME A CARTON OF
EGGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
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HEY, REBA, BIG NEWS.
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I FIGURED OUT WHY
I WAS SO LONELY.
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I WAS SO LONELY
BECAUSE I WAS ALONE.
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OH, BARBRA JEAN,
YOU CAN'T BE LONELY...
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AS LONG AS THERE'S
VOICES IN YOUR HEAD.
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NO, REBA, I WAS SEIZED WITH
LONELINESS BECAUSE I MISS BROCK.
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YEAH, AND SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT
ASKING HIM TO MOVE BACK IN WITH ME.
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WOW. REALLY?
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ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
ASKING YOU IF YOU'D ASK HIM FOR ME.
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ME? AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BESTEST
FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
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REBA, PLEASE?
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NO, BARBRA JEAN. THIS IS
BETWEEN YOU AND BROCK.
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I MEAN, IF YOU'RE SURE YOU
WANT HIM BACK, ASK HIM YOURSELF.
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IF YOU'RE JUST
LONELY, GET A DOG.
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VAN, I'M HOME! SHH!
ELIZABETH IS ASLEEP.
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OH, SORRY. I'LL TRY
TO KEEP IT DOWN.
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- UM, HELLO.
- HELLO.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- WHO ARE YOU?
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- I LIVE HERE.
- I'M ELIZABETH'S NANNY.
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ELIZABETH'S... OH. VAN!
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- SHH!
- SORRY, SORRY.
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VAN!
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OH, HEY, MRS. H. I SEE YOU'VE
MET PENNY, OUR NANNY.
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YOU HIRED A NANNY? UH-HUH.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE CHEYENNE
APPROVED OF THIS.
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THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF HER BEING
SO BUSY. SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.
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AH!
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PENNY IS GREAT. ELIZABETH'S
TOYS HAVE NEVER BEEN CLEANER.
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AND SHE'S TEACHIN' JAKE SPANISH.
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ES VERDAD, MAMÁ.
ME GUSTA A PENNY.
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- BUEN ACENTO, JAKE.
- GRACIAS, PENNY.
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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PENNY,
BUT VAN CAN TAKE OVER FROM HERE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T.
PENNY IS MAKIN' CHICKEN MOLE.
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THAT IS THE MOST COMPLICATED
SAUCE IN THE SPANISH LANGUAGE.
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YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?
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YES, UH, TAKE THE REST
OF THE DAY OFF WITH PAY.
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I'D LOVE TO, BUT I
DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
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HEY. I CAN'T STAY. I'VE
GOTTA GET MY LAB STUFF.
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BUT I WILL BE BACK
AROUND... HELLO.
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YOU MUST BE THE MOTHER. I
WILL RAISE YOUR DAUGHTER RIGHT.
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- VAN HIRED A NANNY.
- WHAT? VAN...
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THANK ME LATER, HONEY.
HAVE FUN AT SCHOOL.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT CLASS RIGHT
NOW, BUT REMIND ME TO YELL AT YOU LATER.
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OKAY.
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YEAH, RIGHT. I'M NOT
GONNA EVEN REMIND HER.
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VAN? OH, MRS. H,
WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
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I WANT THE BEST FOR
MY DAUGHTER. THIS WAY,
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ELIZABETH GETS TO HAVE
QUALITY TIME WITH ME...
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AND QUANTITY TIME
WITH A PROFESSIONAL.
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THE BIG DEAL IS, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE WATCHING ELIZABETH.
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THAT'S YOUR JOB.
I OUTSOURCED IT.
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OH! COME ON, MRS. H.
LOTS OF PEOPLE HIRE HELP.
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WHY SHOULD I WAIT TILL I'M
OLD TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF?
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¡VAN, ÁNDALE! ¡VAMOS!
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I GOTTA GO. JAKE IS "EL MADDO."
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I'M LEARNIN' SPANISH TOO.
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THERE IS A MR. BROCK
AT THE BACKDOOR.
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ALSO, THERE IS A SULLEN
YOUNG LADY NAMED KYRA...
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WHO WANTS HER ALLOWANCE
WITH NO QUESTIONS...
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ABOUT SCHOOL, HER
FRIENDS OR HER LIFE.
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I WILL HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH
HER WHILE I MAKE THE POLENTA.
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WHO'S THAT WOMAN? AND WHY DID SHE
PAT ME DOWN WITH AN ANTISEPTIC WIPE?
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WELL, WE'VE ALL WANTED TO.
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IT WAS ACTUALLY
QUITE REFRESHING.
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TO WHAT DO I OWE
THIS INCONVENIENCE?
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WELL, I'M HAVING DINNER AT BARBRA
JEAN'S TONIGHT, LIKE WE DO EVERY WEEK,
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AND I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING
SOMETHING A LITTLE RISKY.
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SPENDIN' MORE THAN FOUR
DOLLARS ON A BOTTLE OF WINE?
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NO. ASKING HER IF I
CAN MOVE BACK IN.
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OH. REALLY?
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YEAH. IT'S A LITTLE RISKY BECAUSE I
DON'T WANNA PUT ANY PRESSURE ON HER.
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I MEAN, SHE'S THE ONE
WHO KICKED ME OUT,
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AND IF SHE WANTS ME TO MOVE
BACK, SHE'LL ASK ME TO MOVE BACK.
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BUT SHE HASN'T ASKED ME TO
MOVE BACK, AND IT'S KILLING ME.
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SO I WAS WONDERING IF
YOU COULD, YOU KNOW,
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KINDA ASK HER IF
SHE'S THINKIN' ABOUT IT.
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SO YOU WANT ME TO ASK HER
TO GO TO THE PROM WITH YA?
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METAPHORICALLY, YES.
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LOOK, BROCK, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
ONE A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT ALL THIS.
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OH, MY GOSH. ARE YOU SAYING
THAT BARBRA JEAN HAS TOLD YOU...
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SHE'S THINKING ABOUT
ASKING ME TO MOVE BACK IN?
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YES, BUT DON'T YOU
DARE TELL HER I TOLD YOU.
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WHEN SHE DOES ASK
YOU, YOU ACT SURPRISED.
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NOT THAT FAKE, RIDICULOUS SURPRISE
THAT YOU HAVE. I MEAN REALLY SURPRISED.
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OH, REBA, I JUST HAVE...
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OH. BROCK. HI.
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BARBRA JEAN. WOW!
WHAT A SURPRISE.
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WHAT'S UP, BARBRA JEAN?
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I HAVE SOME NEWS, AND
SINCE YOU'RE BOTH HERE,
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I MAY AS WELL TELL
YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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BUT IT'S OKAY. PLEASE, CONTINUE.
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THE STEP THAT I'M
ABOUT TO TAKE...
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IS A BIG COMMITMENT EMOTIONALLY,
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AND I KNOW THAT THERE IS ALWAYS
THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING HURT.
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BUT I HAVE DECIDED
THAT IT IS WORTH THE RISK.
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SO, BARBRA JEAN, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
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YES.
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I GOT A DOG!
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WELL, THAT IS A SURPRISE.
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YOU GOT A DOG?
THAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
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YEAH. OH, DON'T YOU
JUST LOVE HER, BROCK?
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- GUESS HER NAME.
- CAT FOOD?
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BROCK! HER NAME IS BROCK!
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YOU NAMED HER BROCK?
GET A SHORT LEASH.
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YOU NAMED THE DOG
BROCK? BUT... BUT IT'S A GIRL.
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WELL, SHE SPELLS IT WITH A "Q."
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OH! DOES BROQ WANNA
LIVE WITH BARBRA JEAN?
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HUH? YES, BROQ
DOES. YES, HE DOES.
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AND YOU BETTER NOT HOG
THE WHOLE BED. NO. OH, NO, NO.
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AND NOT ONLY IS SHE CUTE,
SHE IS GREAT PROTECTION.
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YEAH, IF YOU GET ATTACKED
BY A TINY LITTLE MAN.
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OH, NO. SHE IS SCARED OF MEN.
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AND, YES, I COULD'VE
GOTTEN A BIGGER DOG, BUT...
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STOP IT, BROQ.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, BIGGER
DOG, BIGGER MESS.
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I'M NOT EVEN SURE SHE POOPS.
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SO, BARBRA JEAN, HONEY,
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IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
THAT YOU WANTED TO ASK ME?
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YOU KNOW, ANYTHING AT
ALL? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT.
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MMM... NOPE.
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WELL, I BETTER GET HOME.
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IT IS TIME FOR BROQ'S
WORM MEDICATION.
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IT'S RECTAL.
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REBA, I CAN'T THANK YOU
ENOUGH FOR THE IDEA.
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IF YOU HADN'T SUGGESTED I GET A
DOG, YOU KNOW, I'D STILL BE LONELY.
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DOES BROQ WANNA
GIVE REBA A KISS?
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NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO.
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NO, I DIDN'T THINK SO, 'CAUSE
BROQ ONLY LOVES BARBRA JEAN.
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YES, SHE DOES. YES, SHE DOES.
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MAYBE YOU OUGHTA GET A CAT.
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AND THAT'S HOW IT WAS.
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WOW. WELL, I GUESS
MY LIFE IS BETTER...
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THAN GROWING UP IN A REBEL
CAMP IN THE JUNGLES OF COLOMBIA.
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MOM, THANKS FOR RAISING ME WITH
A ROOF, HEAT AND RUNNING WATER.
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PENNY, THAT WAS AMAZING.
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NO BIG DEAL. I
GREW UP IN SEATTLE.
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YOU KNOW, I'M KINDA GETTIN'
USED TO HAVIN' YOU AROUND.
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WOULD YOU HAND ME THE
GARBAGE UNDER THE SINK?
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I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT
I DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
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CHEYENNE.
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CHEYENNE? HONEY, WAKE UP.
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00:13:04,402 --> 00:13:06,969
HOW'S YOUR CLASS GOIN'?
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00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:11,007
OH, NO. MOM, I
WAS JUST SO TIRED.
213
00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:13,553
I ONLY MEANT TO CLOSE MY
EYES FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.
214
00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:18,113
I WAS IN THIS DREAM WHERE VAN
BOWLED SO MUCH, ALL HIS TEETH FELL OUT.
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00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:22,117
YOU EVER HAVE THAT ONE?
216
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:26,422
CHEYENNE, YOU'RE STRETCHIN'
YOURSELF WAY TOO THIN.
217
00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:28,469
OH. IT'S MORE THAN
STRETCHING, MOM.
218
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IT'S CARDIO. IT'S DIET.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK.
219
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I MEANT WITH YOUR CLASSES.
HONEY, YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN.
220
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:39,635
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. I HAVE TO
GRADUATE EARLY. I'M THE BREADWINNER NOW.
221
00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:42,104
WHAT? YEAH. MY
HUSBAND'S NOT WORKING.
222
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:45,085
I HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS AND...
AND PUT A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS...
223
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AND BUY CLOTHES AND
FOOD AND EVERYTHING.
224
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OH, HONEY, NO, YOU DON'T.
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I DO.
226
00:13:52,450 --> 00:13:55,384
CHEYENNE, PUSHING YOURSELF BEYOND
YOUR LIMITS ISN'T GONNA HELP ANYTHING.
227
00:13:55,453 --> 00:13:56,812
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.
228
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TALK TO YOUR HUSBAND.
TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL.
229
00:13:58,956 --> 00:14:02,225
WHAT KIND OF WIFE
DO YOU THINK I AM?
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00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,561
MY HUSBAND IS GOING
THROUGH A VERY DIFFICULT TIME,
231
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AND THE LAST THING HE
NEEDS IS ME ON HIS BACK.
232
00:14:08,966 --> 00:14:12,468
HE HAS A WEAK SPINE.
233
00:14:12,536 --> 00:14:15,337
HE HAS A NARROW SPINE.
234
00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:17,807
YOUR FATHER HAS THE WEAK SPINE.
235
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:23,412
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
TELL MY HUSBAND THAT...
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00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,815
THAT I THINK HIS
LIFE HAS PEAKED?
237
00:14:25,883 --> 00:14:28,417
THAT... THAT HIS BEST
DAYS ARE BEHIND HIM?
238
00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:31,753
WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY IT LIKE THAT.
239
00:14:31,822 --> 00:14:36,993
VAN HAD A GREAT
TIME PLAYIN' FOOTBALL.
240
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:40,296
BUT IT WASN'T GONNA LAST
FOREVER. HE'LL FIND SOMETHIN'.
241
00:14:40,364 --> 00:14:44,433
MAYBE NOTHIN' AS GLAMOROUS AS
FOOTBALL, BUT LIFE ISN'T ABOUT GLAMOUR.
242
00:14:44,502 --> 00:14:47,970
IT'S ABOUT FINDING THE LITTLE MOMENTS OF
JOY THAT YOU CAN SHARE WITH YOUR FAMILY.
243
00:14:48,039 --> 00:14:52,708
OH, I KNOW. I JUST... I FEEL
LIKE WE'VE HAD SUCH BAD LUCK.
244
00:14:52,777 --> 00:14:55,077
NO, NO, NO. YOU'VE
HAD GOOD LUCK.
245
00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,980
BAD LUCK WOULD'VE BEEN IF
THE DOCTORS HADN'T OF FOUND IT,
246
00:14:58,048 --> 00:15:00,016
AND VAN COULD'VE
REALLY GOTTEN HURT.
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00:15:00,085 --> 00:15:03,652
- I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT
LIKE THAT.
- MM-HMM.
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00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:05,854
THANKS, MOM.
249
00:15:05,923 --> 00:15:08,190
YOU'RE WELCOME.
250
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TOP THAT, PENNY.
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00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,241
HERE YA GO. MM-HMM.
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00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:28,344
SO, MORE SALT? HUH?
253
00:15:28,412 --> 00:15:31,180
YEAH.
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00:15:31,249 --> 00:15:33,249
HEY, BARBRA JEAN. HEY.
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UH, GEE, HONEY.
256
00:15:35,719 --> 00:15:38,632
DO YOU REALLY THINK IT'S SANITARY
TO HAVE A DOG UP ON THE COUNTER?
257
00:15:38,656 --> 00:15:42,057
WELL, OF COURSE IT
IS. HERE, TASTE THIS.
258
00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:49,564
- IT NEEDS A LITTLE SALT.
- YEAH.
259
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:52,001
OH!
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BROQ, NO! HEY, BUT I...
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00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:56,772
NO, NOT YOU, BROCK. BROQ.
262
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,442
THAT IS JUST SO FUNNY.
SHE ONLY DOES THAT TO YOU.
263
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,779
AND YET, WITH ONE STOMP OF
MY FOOT, I COULD PUT AN END TO IT.
264
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,516
CAN'T WE PUT THE DOG OUT
IN THE YARD OR SOMETHING?
265
00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:09,184
NO! GOSH.
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00:16:09,253 --> 00:16:12,020
IT'S DARK OUT THERE. NOW,
YOU ARE BOTH IMPORTANT TO ME,
267
00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:14,357
AND I WANT YOU TO GET TO
KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
268
00:16:14,425 --> 00:16:16,792
NOW, YOU GO SIT DOWN,
AND I'LL GET THE APPETIZERS.
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OKAY?
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00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:25,534
YEAH.
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SAY SOMETHING NICE TO HER.
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00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:39,148
YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PART
OF OLD YELLER WAS THE ENDING.
273
00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:42,318
- BROCK!
- WELL, WHAT? I CAN'T TALK TO A DOG!
274
00:16:44,388 --> 00:16:47,223
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY
ARE YOU BEING SO HOSTILE TO HER?
275
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,411
BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST. WHAT?
276
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,338
WHY'D YOU GET A
DOG, BARBRA JEAN?
277
00:16:51,362 --> 00:16:54,796
BECAUSE YOU NEED A
LICENSE TO GET A MONKEY.
278
00:16:54,865 --> 00:16:57,466
YOU NEVER WANTED A DOG BEFORE.
279
00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:59,568
WELL, I WAS NEVER LONELY BEFORE.
280
00:16:59,637 --> 00:17:01,648
YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE LONELY.
281
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,416
WE'VE BEEN MAKING
REALLY GOOD PROGRESS.
282
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,441
I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE
GONNA INVITE ME TO MOVE BACK.
283
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:09,645
INSTEAD, YOU REPLACE
ME WITH... BROQ.
284
00:17:09,713 --> 00:17:12,815
WELL, I GOT SCARED. OKAY?
285
00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:16,252
YOU KNOW, SUDDENLY... SUDDENLY,
EVERYTHING JUST BECAME VERY REAL TO ME,
286
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:19,255
AND, BROCK, I KEPT THINKING,
WHAT IF YOU DO COME BACK...
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00:17:19,324 --> 00:17:21,257
AND I GET ALL HAPPY
LIKE I WAS BEFORE,
288
00:17:21,326 --> 00:17:23,258
AND THEN EVERYTHING
JUST FALLS APART AGAIN?
289
00:17:24,495 --> 00:17:27,430
I REALLY COULDN'T TAKE THAT.
290
00:17:27,498 --> 00:17:30,399
HONEY, I LOVE YOU.
291
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:33,436
I'M NOT GONNA LET THINGS
FALL APART. I SWEAR.
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00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:37,139
- YOU PROMISE?
- I PROMISE.
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00:17:40,545 --> 00:17:42,778
OKAY.
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00:17:42,847 --> 00:17:44,680
OKAY?
295
00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:46,882
OKAY.
296
00:17:46,951 --> 00:17:50,486
I LOVE YOU, BARBRA JEAN.
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00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:53,955
OH! I LOVE YOU TOO, BROCK.
298
00:17:54,025 --> 00:17:57,026
WELL, NOT YOU,
BROQ. "BROCK" BROCK.
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00:17:57,094 --> 00:18:00,062
RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
300
00:18:00,131 --> 00:18:03,399
I JUST REALIZED THIS
COULD GET CONFUSING.
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00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,401
FROM NOW ON,
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00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:09,839
I'M GONNA CALL YOU... REBA.
303
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:16,245
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
304
00:18:16,313 --> 00:18:19,482
SAY, CAN WE PUT REBA OUTSIDE?
305
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:22,184
OH! I THINK SO.
306
00:18:26,057 --> 00:18:28,590
THERE YOU GO, REBA.
307
00:18:32,396 --> 00:18:35,197
REBA, NO! NO!
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00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,040
OH!
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00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:50,246
WE NEED TO TALK, NOW.
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00:18:50,314 --> 00:18:53,115
THIS HAS BEEN COMING
FOR A LONG TIME.
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00:18:53,184 --> 00:18:56,618
BRING IT ON, CHEYENNE.
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00:18:56,687 --> 00:19:00,356
- NOT YOU. HIM!
- STOP YELLING.
313
00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:04,093
YOU KNOW WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO
YELL? 15,000 REFUGEES, THAT'S WHO.
314
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:10,032
OKAY, WHO WANTS TO GO UPSTAIRS
AND PLAY A NICE GAME OF MONOPOLY?
315
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:12,034
MONOPOLY IS THE
GAME OF CAPITALIST PIGS.
316
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:15,071
¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'!
317
00:19:15,139 --> 00:19:17,740
ALL RIGHT. PARCHEESI IT IS.
318
00:19:17,809 --> 00:19:21,810
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
IT'S ABOUT THE NANNY.
319
00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:24,046
LET ME GUESS. YOU
WANNA GET RID OF HER?
320
00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:27,383
- NO. NO, ACTUALLY,
I WANNA KEEP HER.
- REALLY?
321
00:19:27,451 --> 00:19:29,096
YEAH, YEAH. WE'RE
GONNA NEED SOMEONE...
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00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,464
TO HELP US TAKE CARE OF ELIZABETH
WHILE YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR A JOB.
323
00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:34,389
A JOB. WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYBODY
WANTING ME TO GET A JOB?
324
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:37,170
- I'M NOT READY.
- WELL, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA BE READY, VAN?
325
00:19:37,194 --> 00:19:39,506
I DON'T KNOW, CHEYENNE.
FORGIVE ME IF I'M NOT RUSHIN' OUT...
326
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:42,397
LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT I'M GONNA
HATE TO REPLACE THE ONE I LOVED.
327
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:44,466
YOU CAN'T FISH FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
328
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:47,269
I CAN IF SOMEONE TEACHES ME.
329
00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:56,111
- VAN, I THOUGHT THAT
YOU WERE ADJUSTING.
- WELL, I'M NOT.
330
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:59,292
I'M DOIN' ALL THIS STUFF TO DISTRACT
MYSELF SO I DON'T JUST SIT HERE...
331
00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:02,084
AND... AND THINK ABOUT HOW
SCREWED UP EVERYTHING IS.
332
00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:04,686
FOOTBALL WAS ALL
I KNEW, CHEYENNE.
333
00:20:04,755 --> 00:20:07,356
I JUST...
334
00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:10,459
I THINK I NEED TO BE
LOST FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
335
00:20:17,969 --> 00:20:21,870
- CHEYENNE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
- YEAH. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
336
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,308
DINNER IS READY.
337
00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:29,812
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GET
LOST AFTER THE CHICKEN MOLE.
338
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:34,316
- IS THAT DINNER FOR ME TOO?
- SURE, YOU TOO.
339
00:20:34,385 --> 00:20:36,362
WILL YOU SHOW ME WHERE
YOU KEEP THE CHEESE GRATER?
340
00:20:36,386 --> 00:20:40,188
I'D LOVE TO, BUT I
DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
341
00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:22,531
ACME!